Corrupt a wish!

I wish for a piece of cake.
Must.Have.Cake.

I wish for a brand new, state of the art, laptop and desktop

(Don't know how you guys get the pics in so I made it a file.)

You buy the laptop, get mugged,and lose the laptop!
I want a non-poisonous, safe cookie that I will 100% get (HAHAHA)!

U get the cookie and see a homeless guy. U felt oh so bad, that u gave it to him
I wish for some food...Im hungrey (non posion food)

You get dung beetles for breunchinner. <----(Breakfast+Lunch+Dinner)
I want a pie(Non-toxic,Not in my face,No homeless people,perfectly edible,No lies)

Granted but it is a number.
I wish for collects wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but I misread you and corrupted you wish instead.
I wish for a corrupted wish.

Denied.
I wish for this pony phase to end...
I mean tooo many ponies for the picture thingy..

Granted?
I wish for a pie

and not a number

Granted. The pie is filled with despair and anchovies.
I wish for an igoobilyblench.

Granted.... (lol wut?)
I wish for a potato

The potato is 1 mm large and is toxic.
I want brickstrike to get a pie in his face!

I throw a grenade at you.
I wish for collect to not collect any money AKA rupees.

Granted, but he was going to give all his money to you.

I wish for a boeing 787

I would grant that if I knew what it meant.
I wish for a hot dog.

Its a type of air plane...dont ask how i know

Granted but its a dog with a hot dog cutome
I wish for an apple pie(Non-toxic,Not in my face,No homeless people,perfectly edible,No lies, No numbers)

Granted, but the apples are crab apples.
I wish to be aikar and to ruin the economy

You be Aikar, ruin the economy.Turns out ICC had had enough complaints and kicks you out.

I want a MacBook Pro.

Granted but it broke?
I wish for an apple pie! (Non-toxic,Not in my face,No homeless people,perfectly edible,No lies, No numbers,No crab apples)