Corrupt a wish!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by shade554, Mar 19, 2013.

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  1. Wish Granted, but it is instantly corrupted because that is the point of this game.

    I wish that people would bid over 20k on the auction i'm planning to make.
    Hashhog, Mar 22, 2013
    #181
  2. Someone bids 45k; however, you discover two hours after the auction closes that s/he has been permanently banned.

    I wish that minecart physics actually worked somewhat well.
    Smmoke, Mar 22, 2013
    #182
  3. Granted. However, it backfires horribly.
    I wish firewalls didn't exist.
    Double ninja'd.
    Granted. They can no longer be carried due to their massive weight.
    I wish firewalls didn't exist.
    MigrantMove, Mar 22, 2013
    #183
  4. LAVA WALLS!
    I wish I had a snuggie
    Tazri, Mar 22, 2013
    #184
  5. Your snuggie is cotton and when accidentally washed becomes 3 sizes too small.

    I wish I had an unshrinkable snuggie.
    Hashhog, Mar 22, 2013
    #185
  6. The snuggie eats you.
    I wish I had 38712978364'12346124 subscribers
    Tazri, Mar 22, 2013
    #186
  7. Granted. They were all bots.
    I wish for toast.
    MigrantMove, Mar 22, 2013
    #187
  8. Granted. You get a concrete toast.
    I wish for an ice cream
    Tazri, Mar 22, 2013
    #188
  9. Granted. It melts when you touch it
    I wish my pony could fly
    Socks2, Mar 22, 2013
    #189
  10. Granted. But we shoot it down.
    I wish I was an attorney.
    MigrantMove, Mar 22, 2013
    #190
  11. Granted. I don't know what is an attorney so I just transform you in a ._.banana.
    I wish I could go to the moon!
    Tazri, Mar 22, 2013
    #191
  12. Granted, you run out of fuel to get back
    I wish I could teach a llama how to drive
    Socks2, Mar 22, 2013
    #192
  13. Granted but llama creates worldwide traffic chaos.
    I wish I was a robot.
    Jakres, Mar 22, 2013
    #193
  14. You run out of oil.
    I wish I had a newspaper!
    Tazri, Mar 22, 2013
    #194
  15. You get the newspaper but it eats you :(
    I wish another newspaper eats chas :D
    shade554, Mar 22, 2013
    #195
  16. Granted, but then it becomes a terrorist newspaper
    I wish for this thread to be closed ;)jk
    Equinox_Boss, Mar 22, 2013
    #196
  17. Granted, thread closed
    ANYONE WHO POSTS UNDER THIS POST IS NOW BANNED FROM EMC
    Socks2, Mar 22, 2013
    #197
  18. ok.... try me
    since matthew ruined it I will start it again
    I wish I was a dino :p
    shade554, Mar 22, 2013
    #198
  19. Hey, don't take it literally, can't someone joke around sometimes?
    Anyways, you get hit by a meteor and become extinct.
    I wish that SparerToaster would spare me some toast
    Socks2, Mar 22, 2013
    #199
  20. He gives you burnt toast.
    I wish I could wish for an uncorrupted wish.
    BrickStrike, Mar 22, 2013
    #200
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