Corrupt a wish!

Granted but ur an actual magnet
I wish for some sleep

Granted but you stay asleep till death.
I wish to say a cuss word on the forums.

Granted. Bannhammer activated.
I wish to be a defense attorney.

Denied. You are a procesusr.
I wish to say a cuss word that is allowed on the server...
Like the Da.. or H E double hockey sticks

You're supposed to grant and corrupt the wish, not deny it!
I wish that image wasn't too big.

Denied it already is.
I wish I could eat myself. (lol wut?)

You do but then you find out that when you take your first bite, you are infected with a weird kind of disease that doesn't allow you to eat yourself.

I wish for a hat.

granted but the hat is made from your own skin!
I wish to be popular on the forums like JustinGuy

Granted but the next time you post you will be banned for it.
I wish I was a pie.

Granted but a hungry shade eats you
I had a jetpack

You had nothing to do here and you left the universe.
I wish I could stare everything at once.

You go blind from not having any water in your eyes.
I wish I had the power to fly.

You fly over the atmosphere and starve to death before reaching the moon.
I wish Sheogorath was my friend!

He cuddles you to death.
I wish I was a magikarp!

You are not magikarp!
I wish I could go skiing.

Granted, but the snow melted
I wish I was a burrito

Granted but shade is hungry again
I wish for mulaa

Granted? Nope.avi
I wish that the next person who corrupts my wish will be banned from my res.... Mwhahahahahhaha... Note the signature.

You posted wrong reread the rules...
You have to corrupt the wish above you THEN make your own.
As for your wish...
You point the gun the wrong way killing your self.