Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but it takes a stack of beacons to power them for 3 seconds.
I wish for a fruitcake.

Grainted, it heals all hunger, but uses Posion V for 50 Seconds and the Nether Portal effect for 10 Minutes
Flying Pigs!

They fly at the same height as bats.
I wish I had ten double-chests of redstone.

Granted but you didnt relize the For Sale sign and sold it all to someone else
I wish I could type really fast.

Granted you type so fast your fingers break

Granted you type so fast your fingers break
I wish for a super fast comp

U get one but its so fast, it over heats
I wish to be the richest person in world

You already are, in terms of desire.
I wish the 1.5 update already hit.

?

Granted, it hit you in the face.
I wish for the world to have peace.

Granted, there is now peace on Mars.

I want a baked potato.

Granted, a baked potato with Poison LXIX and has 1 millon calories

I wish for it to rain diamonds on everyone.

Granted, they are all .005 carats in weight.

I wish for a horse and wagon in minecraft.

Granted in a poster.

I want a pumpkin pie

Granted but has posion in it
I wish to have friends that by me everything I want

Granted but they run out of money before they but you anything.

I wish for someone I can trust and talk to.

Ok, but it is a ghost that will tell everyone in a second life

I want pancakes!

Granted but you have to travel to Canada to get the syrup.
I wish for a wish that wont get corrupted.

Umm...Granted? Idk how to corrupt it
I wish for a corrupted wish!

Denied!
I wish for a poisoness potato to give to the person that corrupts my wish.

Granted but you forget that the potato is posion and u take a bite (Dang, lost a life)
I wish for a wish