Corrupt a wish!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by shade554, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. You die from cccccancer.
    I want to be a cow again.
  2. I THINK IM A POTATOOOOO!!!!
  3. Granted, but your half cow half human.
    I wish for all greifers on EMC to vanish
  4. They are now all invisible.
    I wish to be a god!
  5. Ur god for 1 sec.
    I wish for more sleep,
  6. You sleep till death.
    I wish to be a pig.
  7. Pigs are harvested for bacon, I would torture you first then harvest you however.
    I wish for music to die.
  8. You sleep,but you never wake up.
    I would like a portal gun!
  9. Ur a pig but cant turn back.
    I wish to be famous.
  10. Think I ninja'd you.
  11. You are famous and never have a moment of peace.
    I want a friendly dragon!
  12. Ur portal gun misfunshiuns and ur stuck in a never ending cycle
    I wish to be president
  13. Your famous for shoving your head down your throat! (lol wut?)
    I wish threads updated quicker than now.
  14. Granted, but your so famous your fans smother you to death.
    I wish i was more humble
  15. U get a friendly dragon but poops on ur freinds for fun

    I wish to be mayor of springfeild (simpons)
    Equinox_Boss likes this.
  16. Granted but they update to fast for u
    I wish to own all the companies in the world
  17. Ohhhh I WIN!! :D
  18. Everyone blames you for 12.21.12
    I want to a pop star!
  19. Umm... The pop star blows up.

    I wish for your mom to be fat.
  20. Granted but then she sits on you and you cannot get that memory out of you head. You have nightmares every night about being sat on you are scared to sit down if anyone mentions any word that has to with chairs fat people or sitting you vomit.
    I wish I was allowed to clutter the servers and forums with spam and not get banned ever.