Corrupt a wish!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by shade554, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. But mods, senior staff and admin.
    I wish that everyone could have free, readily accessible health care.
  2. Granted. But it only covers emergency first-aid kits they sell in the drug store.
    I wish the TV-network obsession with "reality" TV would end.
  3. Granted, a new obssessipn begins.
    I wish for lots of gold that cant hurt me.
  4. Granted. It's located on a planet several thousand light years away, completely unable to harm you in any way.
    Good luck getting it. ;)
    I wish kiwi fruit were easier to peel.
  5. Granted, but good ones are harder to get because bugs get inside of the fruit has been eaten by bugs who drilled through the peel.
    I wish EMC was 1.5 compatible. =/
  6. Granted but not for another year :p

    I wish for love
  7. Granted: There is now a large overweight man named "Bubba" standing behind you.:eek:

    I wish the person who posts after me wouldn't corrupt my wish...
  8. Corrupted.
    I wish for a cake. =3
  9. Granted.

    Enjoy your brick of fruitcake. :D

    I wish I didn't have to wait a month to see my girlfriend.
  10. Granted - It's on your cellphone.
    I wish nobody was hurt.
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  11. Granted, but then the world is sucked into a black hole.

    I wish for ICC to be my neighbor.
  12. ...ooh, well played. :rolleyes:

    Granted, but he keeps coming to your door at 2am asking to borrow your plunger.

    I wish creepers would drop candy when they die.
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  13. Granted, but the candy is poisoned.
    I wish Chuck Norris looked less wimpy after he shaved his beard.
  14. Granted but he still kicks your ass.

    I wish for a gazillion rupees.
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  15. Granted, but the gazillion rupees causes hyper-inflation making them worth nothing.

    I wish I had a replica Madder Red costume.
  16. Granted, but you have to log in every day for the rest of your life to get them.
    *Average life expectancy in the US is about 78 for males... you're 15, so 63 years left * 365 days * 1400r a day...
    32,193,000 rupees.
    Since gazillion is a fictitious number, this is probably the best deal you'll get. :D

    I wish for my Kinetic Void steam key!

    EDIT:
    Damn HylianNinja! Stop living up to your name! :rolleyes:
    Granted, but it explodes.
  17. Granted but its on a DEAD server/forums
    I wish to have ALL A's in school. (College and High School)
  18. Granted but it tears in half.
    I wish to never get hurt again
  19. ermm you are kinda late on this as my wish was corrupted about 5 hours ago and 10 post between yours
    You have all A's at school but you do not know how to do corrupt a wish correctly therefore showing your true stupidity :p (I hope it wasn't too mean)

    I wish for a MakerBot 2 in new condition that works perfectly and never breaks.
  20. Grainted, but in 3 days they will take over the world

    I wish Minecraft had Jetpacks