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My new favorite excuse for someone trying not to be suspicious (in a book/book/tv show) is claiming to be a lamp post enthusiast out for a walk to look at lamp posts

Squeaky, that lil axolotl on your res is sooo dried out .. it's needing some water in that dry desert of stone.. also.. you just need to come visit

the DDR music is so stuck in my head, Ill be amazed if It doesnt fill my dreams tonight lol

I feel like there is some solid irony that my parents, aunt and grandfather all have discord, but I had to get instagram so I could message my brother and get a reply in under 2 weeks lol

"you two can go donkey shopping" - my mom

ended up catching covid for this first time this week, and a few days into it (lastnight) my sense of smell and taste just noped out, which is one of the weirdest experiences I can recall having in my life

Pokie poke poke.. poke. I haven't seen you around Squeaky and it's awfully quiet here. Hope yer off doing somethin fun. =]

Has anyone ever actually gotten non-stale candy in a gingerbread house kit? (excluding hard candy that doesnt really go stale)

seeing your very hard to shop for family actually use the presents you picked out for them is very satisfying lol

Merry Christmas EMC! :D

On my dad's recommendation I tried to flatten my hair right before the updated photo while renewing my drivers license... I couldnt see and it ended extremely lopsided, combined with the photo being in black and white... it looks more like a mugshot lol...

Adding to my list of silly injuries, just cut myself on a cake container (walmart cake is tasty, but apparently dangerous lol)

back home for vacation week... Only have the one monitor, seriously miss my second one lol

TIL a cat in poland got so many positive google reviews it made it to the 1# tourist attraction in its city

I was able to identify that the sound I heard over the phone was my brother pouring a bowl of cereal, and then what cereal is was from the sound, Im not sure If this is something I should be proud of or not LOL (It was life cereal)

for the past week I tried cutting myself off from all my normal social activities and connections to see what it would be like, my conclusion: it was a really odd experience and pretty lonely

Blubber, Nitwit, Oddment, Tweak, thank you

homeworrrrrrrrrrk

I can now say I have "repaired" the electric pump for an air mattress, I can honestly say that isn't something I ever expected to be saying lol

oh hey, its my 3000th day o.o