i did some googleling and found that i too can have the processor that emc will use for $239 so step one to haveing a server as good as emc: get $239 and buy the processor then do steps 2-10000000000000000000000000000 to have a server and when pigs fly it will be as good a emc gray text here
SMP1 is now running on the new hardware, as usual please report any bugs, I will be working on the rest throughout the day / evening / tomorrow (its a lot of work and a ton of huge files to move).