[Giveaway] One million ruppees + dozens of promos!

Discussion in 'Public Member Events' started by PlasmaBanana, Apr 20, 2017.

  1. Lol, I didn't laugh at the joke, but I did laugh at "Yeah, you can use that"
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  2. Congrats on 3 years.



  3. Congratz :)
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  4. Yes please.
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  5. this is a work of art
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  6. Hey Plasma-boy... you might want to keep some rupees because I just got word from Preston Gravy that another settlement needs our help!

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  7. what does a grape say when it gets crushed?......... nothing it just gives out a little wine
  8. Dang PlasmaBanana. I will miss you ;-; I hope you come back one day, peasant ;)
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  9. Haha. Too bad you are not on much... but i can see where you are coming from as early on I was advised to collect promos... now have many chests full almost like you....


    Almost....


    Guess I have not gone completely Bananas yet :)
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  10. Bump! Tomorrow is the draw date!
  11. Thanks for hosting this giveaway.

    Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?

    The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
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  13. Very cool giveway! :) And congrats on 3 years!
    My joke: What is a pineapples favorite tree?
    Answer: A Pine Tree!
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  14. Your profile picture still disturbs me. :p

    A joke, hm... I could try to think of something myself, but I think it would yield better results if I looked one up. :p Then it might've been one that was posted to another thread before, though...

    Oh, oh, oh, I know one I'd like to share.
    I came across this last year, and it took me a month before I finally got it.

    It's difficult to tell jokes to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.

    Edit: Actually, I did share that one before. I might be able to find a new one, give me a moment!

    Here's another one, posted by the same person:
    Why couldn't any of the animals play cards on Noah's Ark?
    Because Noah sat on the deck


    Another edit: also just found this!
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  15. Congrads!

    An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.
    He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.
    His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail.
    He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father."
    The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed"
    At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.
    A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed."
  16. What do you call a traveling nun?

    A Roamin' Catholic
  17. Ohh... already posted but dont want to miss the chance to torture more of you with my bad EMC joke...
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    What kind of vehicle do the staff of EMC drive???
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    An Ai-kar !
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  18. Hmm okay ill throw my hat into the ring.

    A man is walking down the street, he turns and goes into a shady alley when all of a sudden some guy jumps out and says: "give me all your money or you're science!"
    The man looks at the guy and says: "Don't you mean history?"

    The guy:
    "Don't try and change the subject!"


    :p
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