[Giveaway] One million ruppees + dozens of promos!

Discussion in 'Public Member Events' started by PlasmaBanana, Apr 20, 2017.

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  1. Grats on 3 years! :D

    Knock Knock. Who's there? Smell Mop...

    (Yeah, you can use that :cool:)
    Eviltoade, Apr 20, 2017
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  2. NuclearBobomb, Apr 20, 2017
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  3. One of my favorites:

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'
    Pab10S, Apr 20, 2017
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  4. Sweet giveaway! XD

    There is a French man, a Mexican man, and an American man all on a plane together. The plane gets to heavy and starts to crash. They each decide to throw something overboard. The French man take a Crossiant (Or however you spell it), and throws it over board, saying "we have too many of these in our country any way". The Mexican man takes a taco and throws it overboard saying, "we have too many of these in our country anyways". The American throws the Mexican overboard.....

    (I mean no offense to any people, I simply found it funny when I heard it.... I personally have no problems with the Mexican people)
    ToastFTW, Apr 20, 2017
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  5. Interviewer- What do you consider your greatest weakness?

    Me- My honesty.

    Interviewer- I don't think that's a weakness...

    Me- To be honest, that's a stupid question.
    Carbonyx, Apr 20, 2017
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  6. Guy walks into a bar...

    Says "Ouch!"

    Yeah, now that's a quality joke :)
    Rain90009, Apr 20, 2017
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  7. Congrats !!
    Why do mermaids WEAR seashells? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big
    Mikaila, Apr 20, 2017
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  8. I wish I could say I didn't laugh when I saw this *facepalm*
    ToastFTW, Apr 20, 2017
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  9. Congrats Plasma!
    This Is My Entry:
    How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

    It's when the blind try to read your face!
    The_D1rt_Lord, Apr 20, 2017
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  10. can u only enter once? and thanks
    Vortixin, Apr 20, 2017
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  11. Congrats on 3 years.

    Joke
    Old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next". So I started saying the same thing at funerals.
    Artzious, Apr 21, 2017
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  12. X_Glitch_X, Apr 21, 2017
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  13. Congrats on 3 years!


    What do you can an emo a cappella group?

    Self Harmony




    (Yes the grammar is correct, it is "a cappella" not "cappella")
    AdinD, Apr 21, 2017
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  14. Congrats on 3 years :)

    What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

    A pouch potato :D
    jossytheninja, Apr 21, 2017
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  15. Congrats on 3 years!
    and thanks for this giveaway!


    Sachrock, Apr 21, 2017
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  16. Congratz, and thank you! :)

    And for a joke:

    what's brown and sticky?

    - "A Stick!"
    Achrylicon, Apr 21, 2017
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  17. Congratz on your 3 years! On to the 6 :D

    When Beethoven died he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
    When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
    He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

    Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
    Eclipsys, Apr 21, 2017
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  18. Congrats on 3 years!
    What do you get when you cross a cat and a duck?
    A duck-filled fattypuss.
    Achelya, Apr 21, 2017
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  19. Plus then the little mermaid might turn into an unrated movie and some children's innocence might be ruined
    EquableHook, Apr 21, 2017
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  20. Congrats on 3 years and appreciate the giveaway!

    Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

    A: Doyouthinkhesaurus
    Kippy159, Apr 21, 2017
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