The Pun Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by emfs_ad, Mar 15, 2015.

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  1. ... I see what you did there.
    ThaKloned, Sep 18, 2015
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  2. What did the salad say to its girlfriend after she had a bad day?

    "Lettuce talk about it"
    emfs_ad, Sep 19, 2015
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  3. Wreck = Ruin the joke

    So its rek if its for MLG memes.
    Carbhoe, Sep 19, 2015
    #223
  4. Why did the nerd get lost?
    Because it was dork outside.
    Traynfreek, Sep 19, 2015
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  5. Come on, this one is kinda good!
    charlyeee, Sep 19, 2015
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  6. This thread is a threat to my brain :D
    nltimv, Sep 19, 2015
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  7. Bump :)
    emfs_ad, Sep 21, 2015
    #227
  8. @ChrisFlareon
    Dufne, Sep 21, 2015
    #228
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  9. I love everyone's yolks on here :3. They're eggcellent!
    nfell2009, Sep 21, 2015
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  10. This guy that I know owns a Burrito shop. Customers often ask him what his secret recipe is.
    Sometimes I wonder how he keeps it under wraps. (Note this is like the driving one. It is NOT based on a true story)
    charlyeee, Sep 22, 2015
    #230
  11. i can knot think of a pun to tie this all up
    LittleJimSlade, Sep 22, 2015
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  12. "Kewl kid" talk lol
    ChespinLover77, Dec 16, 2016
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  13. Only because this thread has been bumped...

    Before I came back from uni, one of my flat mate's light bulbs blew.

    She was in the dark about what to do, and really needed someone to shine some light on the situation. I suggested that she buy a new bulb, but on the bright side, there were endless puns to be made!

    :p
    AnonReturns, Dec 16, 2016
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  14. Bet you were utterly delighted.
    BurgerKnight, Dec 16, 2016
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  15. A termite walks into a bar and says "Where is the bar tender?"
    Unoski, Dec 16, 2016
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  16. I'm really good at puns tbh. My local newspaper had a contest, so I thought of 10 to submit. I thought at least one would make it, but no pun in ten did.
    Carbonyx, Dec 16, 2016
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  17. tfw somebody responds to something you said 1 year+ ago
    HelloKittyRo2, Dec 16, 2016
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  18. To defeat the Puns just use pun-ishment
    ItzAllysonn, Dec 16, 2016
    #238
  19. Just before the battle of Thermopylae, a Spartan
    soldier came and reported, that the Persians were
    so numerous, that their clouds of arrows darkened the
    sun. 'So much the better,' said Leonidas,' for we
    shall fight in the shade.'

    I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

    A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
    DorianPavus_, Dec 16, 2016
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  20. Since this has been bumped, here's one I made just tonight while decorating out tree:

    Did Juneau there are no roads in or out of Juneau AK?
    Mob_Meal, Dec 16, 2016
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