[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Granted, but it only lasts for a year before World War 3 breaks out

I wish for a TARDIS

You get a TARDIS hat.

I wish for a long holiday.

you go on vacation to antartica. I wish for a cup of water.

Granted, but then there's a blackout, and you lose your save data on FIFA 2014.

ER-OR NO WISH
GENERATING WISH
FAILED
I wish for a beach ball

It gets popped by a beach bully.
I wish every game on steam would be placed in my steam library instantly.

Granted, but then your account is shut down for fraud.

I wish for a planet to be named in my honor

Granted, but the planet is barren and noone will know about it except a select few scientists.
I wish I had infinite money in GTA Online.

Wish granted, but your account is now banned for hacking all that cash.
I wish I had no more homework forever...

Granted, but the amount of classwork you get increases exponentially as a result.
I wish I had a fully upgraded super car of every type in GTA Online

Granted, but after you have all of the upgrades, you cannot enter a car. Every time you enter a car, it explodes.
I wish that I had all shows of Halt and Catch Fire on all of my devices.

When watching, you halt and catch fire.

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NOWISH
I wish for a clock

The clock is a disguised Tnt holder.

I wish for nothing.

you die of lack of oxygen.
i wish for a broken CD.

That CD is corrupted and ruins everything you play it in.
I wish for Watch_Dogs

you get a ton of trained guard dogs with an _.
I wish for paper

The paper is spilled over with coffee.
I wish for a PCI Expansion Card with two SATA III Drives

These items were discontinued by the manufacturers yesterday.

I wish my team in dota will make it internationally.