I have founded the Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation!Instructions:1. You must corrupt the above wish, just, pretend your a genie or something...2. Make your own wish.3. Hilarity ensues.Rules:All forum rules apply.Nothing inappropriate.Nothing overly cruel (I'm leaving this one to you guys)Have fun. or PERISH!Okay, So I'll start.I wish I owned Aperture Science.