Granted, you are in the most intense pain ever experienced by any living being ever. I wish I had wings.
Before I grant your wish, I must state that your corruption is impossible. Anyway, granted. Your dictator, and everyone revolts. I wish that I had a DeLorean.
granted , you go back in time and accidentally run over , and kill your parents before they gave birth to you. i wish my wish was un-corruptible ( but can be corrupted by making it better. )
granted, but the butter melts off the toast, so you have no butter. i wish to go to heaven when i die
granted , but everything turns out to be made out poo covered in golden foil i wish for someone to grant my previous wish >.<
Granted, but it was 96% cocao and sent you back in time to Africa, where hem seeing brown stuff around you mouth sent hem into a frenzy because they thought you ate a child. I wish I had played as well in all my basketball games as I had done tonight.
Granted, but since you affected the past, you no longer exist. I wish I had an idea of something to wish for.
Granted, but the Heavy finds you, smashs you to the ground, and takes the sandwich. I wish I could double jump.
Granted. You throw it up in the air really high, it hits a jet and it falls. But then the jet accidentally hit you. I wish I was a pie!
