[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by MigrantMove, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Granted. You hypnose yourself into death
    I wish for Love and Caring everywhere!
  2. Granted. But thousands of military jobs would be wiped and there would be a lot less jobs
    I wish that you guys would care one iota about the wild
  3. Im a dictator? NO REVOLT FOR U!
  4. granted, but no one chops down trees, kills mobs, ect. and there are no more supplies to build with
    I wish i could do something good for the world
  5. Granted. You do but griefers come and you die for some odd reason.
    I wish for a white Christmas!
  6. Granted. But then the snow will never stop snowing.
    I wish for a country.
  7. Granted, but you do not own it.

    I wish I had a bar of chocolate.
  8. STOP POSTING!!
    Granted. You choke *Notice the pattern of mine?*
    I wish for a 1cm layer of snow!
  9. Granted. You realize you wasted your wish.
    I wish I didn't have to write my essay.
  10. Granted, but you have to speak it.

    I wish I never had to go to school again.
  11. Granted, straight to college.
    I wish I had another cat.
  12. Granted, it's dead.

    I wish I had skis that fit me.
  13. Granted. You fall off a hill and die
    I wish for 5" of SNOW!
  14. Granted, but there's 10 feet of ice below it.

    I wish I was alive after falling off the hill.
  15. Granted, but you will never get out of the coma you got from your fall.

    I wish I could undo things.
  16. Granted, but on the ride to the hospital a building explodes, and a large piece of shrapnel goes flying and pierces your face.
    I wish I could finish writing my Game Design Document.
  17. Granted. You finish but a creeper blows it up

    I wish for love!
  18. Granted, But you bring your love home only to have a house fire that same night losing everything you hold dear to you.

    I wish for child laugh to be herd world wide.
  19. I don't laugh.

    I wish I lived on Mars, with Milk.
  20. Granted, but the shockwaves from that sound will obliterate most of the world.

    I wish to get some hot chocolate.