[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by MigrantMove, Dec 4, 2012.

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  1. Granted, but your oxygen supply runs out half way to mars.

    I wish for some less stupid towny people
    jaari, Dec 8, 2012
    #161
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  2. Granted. It appears upside down over you.
    I wish creepers couldn't kill me.
    MigrantMove, Dec 8, 2012
    #162
  3. Granted. Zombies can
    I wish for a house fire!
    nfell2009, Dec 8, 2012
    #163
  4. Granted, but the whole world sadly got burned.
    I wish i was a mummy.
    Jakres, Dec 8, 2012
    #164
  5. Granted. You burn for some random reason

    I wish the world would end!
    nfell2009, Dec 8, 2012
    #165
  6. Granted, it explodes. You survive however, and painfully suffocate in space. Then explode.
    I wish I met Wheatly.
    MigrantMove, Dec 8, 2012
    #166
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  7. Granted. He/She slaughters you!

    I wish for air in space!
    nfell2009, Dec 8, 2012
    #167
  8. That corruption was disappointing.
    Anyway, granted. Someone lights a match.
    I wish someone would correctly corrupt my last wish.
    MigrantMove, Dec 8, 2012
    #168
  9. granted, but it is so hot that your lip falls off when you drink it.
    i wish that there was no more murder in the world
    jtc0999, Dec 8, 2012
    #169
  10. granted, but police wouldnt have jobs, and then other crimes would appear.

    I wish for less steves, and emo-kid skins.
    oidgod, Dec 9, 2012
    #170
  11. granted but then theres more emosteves
    i wish icc would live for ever in my cellar
    alex_jacob, Dec 9, 2012
    #171
  12. Granted, but then he blows it up.
    I wish for higher job employment.
    oidgod, Dec 10, 2012
    #172
  13. Granted, but considering you were never employed in the first place, you get employed as a human pooper scooper that gets paid 2 cents an hour.
    I wish that homework did not exist.
    CrownOfEgypt, Dec 10, 2012
    #173
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  14. Granted, Enjoy 15 years of high-school.

    I wish I had a wolf as a pet. (If you corrupt this by saying "Granted, then it kills you. We will have a cowboy showdown, and I WILL win.)
    Manglex, Dec 10, 2012
    #174
  15. Granted. But it bites someone and is put down.

    I wish for a friendly creeper!
    nfell2009, Dec 10, 2012
    #175
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  16. Granted, but its not freindly to everyone else, you know.
    I wish for no more greifers.
    oidgod, Dec 10, 2012
    #176
  17. XD that was great!
    hothead2098, Dec 10, 2012
    #177
  18. Granted! Someone new joins EMC

    I wish for world peace and alien defence
    hothead2098, Dec 10, 2012
    #178
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  19. Granted, but then everyone goes hungry nd aliens take over Earth.

    I wish for a 100 on my math test.
    Equinox_Boss, Dec 10, 2012
    #179
  20. Granted! You get a 100 but the math teacher hates you so he/she lowers it for no reason.

    I wish to have every hat in Team Fortress 2
    hothead2098, Dec 10, 2012
    #180
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