Granted but he runs over you with QWOP and irresponsible dad. I wish for a tasty healthy incorruptible amazingly cowified cupcake. With extra amazing icing. Did I mention its tasty?
granted, but it is so awesome that you explode because your mind can't handle it's awesomeness i wish that a zombie outbreak would happen and i would be immune to the virus
Granted, but you are the only person to be left alive on Earth and you live out the rest of your days miserable and alone. I wish that this wish would come true.
Granted. Unfortunately, the grammar processor was unable to comprehend your wish, so we came to our own conclusions, and sent a squad of ninjas to kill you. I wish my computer would download faster.
granted, but it downloads so fast that your computer explodes I wish i my laptop would stop rebooting and work for a change
granted, but all servers think your hacking, and can never join any server ever again. i wish i get a beautiful wife when i get married
Granted, then banned for money that wasn't legitimately obtained. I wish I had a cape everyone could see.
