[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by MigrantMove, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Granted. Your pet dog ate it.

    I wish that my grandmother was alive.
  2. Granted,Death is a mere part of life, leading into the greater life.
    I wish, for the days when EMC was old and rupees no one cared for.
  3. Granted, but then almost everyone disappears.
    I wish i had 1 million rupees. And that that wish could not be corrupted. :D
  4. Granted, but your wish was revoked.
    I wish I had a pad of paper and some crayons.
  5. Granted but then ICC thinks your hacking too bad they wont let you appeal..

    I wish that i had.... wait for it.......................... panda express to eat every day.
  6. lol mine was for princebees
  7. *FacePalm*
    Granted, but the paper rips and the crayons dont work. (and they smell horrid)
    I wish someone could make a wish.
    EDIT: Ninja'd. :(
  8. Granted, but youre hospitalized for eating too much chicken.

    I wish I had Taco Bell to eat every day.
  9. Granted, but you died of stuff that a 3rd grader could never read to save their life. (and it's not double-stellated rhombi-truncated icosadodecahedron.)
    EDIT: That's a spiky ball thing.
  10. Not even I can read that.
    Granted, but banned from every MC server for your randomly selected wish.

    I wish I had an Alienware computer.
  11. Granted, but then you were abducted for having alien tech. XD
    I wish someone would corrupt my wish at least once.
  12. Granted. The wish was malfunctioning and broke into a million peices.

    I wish i had no life.
  13. Granted, you are now dead (I was going to take away your social life, but that never existed)
    APPLY COLD WATER TO THAT BURN!
    I wish I could go to any convention I please.
  14. Granted. Notch sends a brain control frequency to all Minecraft players, making them want to do nothing but play Minecraft. You end up going to Minecon and only Minecon forever.

    I wish this statement was false.
  15. Granted, but then it came true 30 minutes later.

    I wish I was part of Mojang.
  16. Granted. Your the janitor.
    I wish I was on fire.
    oidgod likes this.
  17. Granted. You immediately regret your wish.

    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.
  18. Granted, but then you lose a bet and everything you own.

    I wish I was wanted by the FBI.
  19. Granted, you're shot through the face 57365872368565852618575 times. Trigger happy pricks.
    I wish I exploded.
  20. Granted, but it doesn't kill you.

    I wish I was alive after being shot 57365872368565852618575 times.