Granted,Death is a mere part of life, leading into the greater life. I wish, for the days when EMC was old and rupees no one cared for.
Granted, but then almost everyone disappears. I wish i had 1 million rupees. And that that wish could not be corrupted.
Granted but then ICC thinks your hacking too bad they wont let you appeal.. I wish that i had.... wait for it.......................... panda express to eat every day.
*FacePalm* Granted, but the paper rips and the crayons dont work. (and they smell horrid) I wish someone could make a wish. EDIT: Ninja'd.
Granted, but youre hospitalized for eating too much chicken. I wish I had Taco Bell to eat every day.
Granted, but you died of stuff that a 3rd grader could never read to save their life. (and it's not double-stellated rhombi-truncated icosadodecahedron.) EDIT: That's a spiky ball thing.
Not even I can read that. Granted, but banned from every MC server for your randomly selected wish. I wish I had an Alienware computer.
Granted, but then you were abducted for having alien tech. XD I wish someone would corrupt my wish at least once.
Granted, you are now dead (I was going to take away your social life, but that never existed) APPLY COLD WATER TO THAT BURN! I wish I could go to any convention I please.
Granted. Notch sends a brain control frequency to all Minecraft players, making them want to do nothing but play Minecraft. You end up going to Minecon and only Minecon forever. I wish this statement was false.
Granted, you're shot through the face 57365872368565852618575 times. Trigger happy pricks. I wish I exploded.
