You get one, but she is the opposite of all of whatever specifications you have in your head. I wish people would stop torrenting games and just pay for it.
Granted, but then companies started charging insanely high prices for games. I wish for free server hosting.
Granted, but all of the dirt is replaced with water and you have to get rid of it all manually. I wish for an Nvidia titan GPU.
Granted, but the processor melts and you have to quit EMC for three months. I wish my processor wouldn't have melted.
Granted, it was frozen solid instead and you accidentally dropped it on the floor. I wish it wasn't so hot outside.
Granted, but the PC is over 20 years old and cannot be upgraded. As a result, it cannot browse the internet and Minecraft makes it freeze upon attempting to open the launcher. //Yes, i'm bumping this.
Oh yeah. I forgot my wish >.> Your wish is granted, but you die outside of the room. I wish that I don't have to start Year 10 in 3 days.
Granted, you can start Year 9 again in 3 days. I wish that my toe didn't hurt so much (I kicked my foot against the solid wooden table in the living room on accident, hurts like nether).
Wish granted, but everyone's skin peels off and you die of heatstroke. I wish to have all the tea in the world so I can drink an endless supply of it.
*poof* You have unlimited tea! *poof* It's the cheap stuff that tastes horrible. I wish that my room wasn't so hot.
(Strangely enough, this was just granted to me ) Granted, but it's now too cold. I wish that the bushes in my backyard actually looked like cubes and spheres.
Granted, but your neighbour steals them so they can put it in their garden. I wish Antarctica wasn't so cold.
Granted, but you immediately die due to the extremely toxic levels of the atmosphere. I wish that people would stop obsessing over it being "FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!!"
