[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

You get shot by Death Gun instantly.

I wish I could play any piano piece by simply looking at the sheets once.

After completing your first song and moving on to the second, your hands starting bleeding and you end up bleeding to death...

I'm immortal...

You die of loneliness...

I wish that I could slow down time...

Granted, but it goes so slow that it almost freezes, and it can't be undone.

I wish that I weren't so hungry

Granted, but now you have a stomachache.
I wish my elbows and knees weren't scraped up :l

Granted, but you bust your head open.
I wish school don't start tomorrow D:.

Granted, but instead, it started a week ago.
I wish it was early June.

You awaken in early June to find yourself trapped in an eternal time loop.
I go for a run

...but you trip and fall on gravel.
I wish the other TTMOF members were on when I was.

Granted, but you had to kick 1 out and invite me.
I wish I could get my old plug.dj account back.

You did ,but plug.dj shutdown

I wish I was hired by StarBucks

They flushed your application down the toilet it was so bad.
I wish I could get a gaming rig.

It breaks on the first day.

I wish that I had more Kool-Aid

The god's bought it all.
I wish my Minecraft would stop crashing.

Granted, but you get 3 FPS at the lowest settings.
I wish I got 60 FPS regularly.

Granted but your PC catches fire.
I wish I had a subwoofer for my laptop

A baby dog arrives with your laptop.
I go for another run

And it starts raining.
I wish I get good marks at the end of the year.

you get horrible marks the next year.
I wish for lemons

The lemons are combustible and burn your house down.
Internet points to whoever gets that
I go for a third run