I shall settle this. When these foods enter my mouth, I know pies are usually better. Why? Well, let's see. Muffins tend to be moist, but compared to a pie they are often quite dry. Also, they usually are eaten in one sitting, leaving nothing for later. With a pie, you can keep on loving it for days. Pies also come in many more kinds than muffins, in my opinion; there really is something for everyone. Meanwhile, people barely notice difference in flavor between muffins; it either tastes chocolatey, banana-like, or nutty. On the other hand, there are numerous fruity, creamy, meaty, chocolatey, flat, thick, dry, moist, cold, hot, etc. varieties of pies. You really can't not like all pies. This is why they are better than muffins.
Yuh Huh. Riiiiiiiggghhttt...... Better Worse There is exactly One letter the same in between. E. And E is the most common letter. Sooo.....
Person posts describing how much better pies are than muffins. Second person just switches pies and muffins in first and last sentences and takes out a few words. Result: Paragraph listing a bunch of reasons why pies are greater than muffins in order to show that pies are worse than muffins. *Mind explodes*
