Corrupt a wish!

You go down an airplane with no parachute.

Granted, but it became anti-gravity, and you went up.
I wish to go to Minecon 2013
(Ninja'd)
Y U HAS NO WISH! ??
Uh.... I guess I wish to go to.. Minecon 2013?

Wheres ur wish?

Granted but u where the only one to show
I wish people would follow me on the fourms

Granted. You soon realize no one cares.
I wish to fly.

Granted, but you fly into a wall and go into a coma.

I wish for a zombie.

Granted. It eats everyone's faces but yours.
I wish to be magical.

Granted, but then you become to powerful for even yourself and the universe implodes on itself.

I wish for EMC to be updated to 1.5.

Grr I keep forgetting

Denied, EMC downgrades to 1.4.6
I wish for a pig latte

Granted. However, it isn't ready and is plagued with glitches.
I wish to stop posting here.

Think I ninja'ed you there

Granted, but you keep posting after 5 minutes because it's so awesome.

I wish to be pie.

Granted, but then someone eats you.
I wish for a goat.

Granted, but you shear your goat and he freezes to death.
I wish for a llama.

Granted, but you shear your llama and he freezes to death.
I wish for a DagdjJSkidkJJDkkcmmdkK667djj(sd99fdjj

Granted, but your DagdjJSkidkJJDkkcmmdkK667djj(sd99fdjj is evil and eats your family.

I wish for a piece of bread.

Granted, but the the only peice of food you have is bread and you starve and die.
I wishfor a drgon

The dragon gets killed
I wish to get a have a billion rupees

You literally drown in rupees.
I wish I could make another wish