Jokes to cheer you up!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by lameidl, Dec 4, 2012.

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What did the Ghast say to the Player? (Select the correct response.)

SCREEEEECH! 12 vote(s) 36.4%
Watch your step! 1 vote(s) 3.0%
._. Banana 20 vote(s) 60.6%
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  1. I got another:
    MW3
    *ba dum tss*
    Socks2, Dec 4, 2012
    #21
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  2. I will tell you a joke, MC yep MC you heard it what a joke down again don't they know we go crazy with out it :D

    We should tie up Notch and throw him to the creepers to play with :D
    Silken_thread, Dec 4, 2012
    #22
  3. inb4 flamewar
    RainbowChin, Dec 4, 2012
    #23
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  4. "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Interrupting Minecraft cow."

    "Interrupting Min-"

    "MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO
    sonicol, Dec 4, 2012
    #24
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  5. Do images count?
    RainbowChin, Dec 4, 2012
    #25
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  6. Okay, so a blind man walks into a bar...
    ...and he never saw it coming.
    MigrantMove, Dec 4, 2012
    #26
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  7. Socks2, Dec 4, 2012
    #27
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  8. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

    He often broke into song because he couldn't find the keys.

    Local Area Network in Austrailia: the LAN down under.

    The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

    When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

    A chicken crossing the road is a poultry in Motion.

    A backwards poet writes inverse.

    Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

    What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

    A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's two-tired.
    RainbowChin, Dec 4, 2012
    #28
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  9. I DON'T GET IT by Patrick Star
    Socks2, Dec 4, 2012
    #29
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  10. MigrantMove, Dec 4, 2012
    #30
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  11. ._. banana
    sonicol, Dec 4, 2012
    #31
  12. ._. Banana
    Ba dum tshhh.jpg
    Tazri, Dec 4, 2012
    #32
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  13. ._. Banana

    :p
    Stads0, Dec 4, 2012
    #33
  14. Tazri, Dec 4, 2012
    #34
  15. MigrantMove, Dec 4, 2012
    #35
  16. 72Volt walks into a bar and announces his plans to put a lava wall around it.
    72Volt, Dec 4, 2012
    #36
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  17. Hey guys, my laptop just said, "Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent". Is this dangerous?
    Also, what did the uh... crap, no joke...
    MigrantMove, Dec 4, 2012
    #37
  18. stealar :mad:
    stealar :mad:
    sonicol, Dec 4, 2012
    #38
  19. Slender jokes :p
    índice.jpg
    sonicol, Dec 4, 2012
    #39
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  20. THIS IS NEWS TO ME! by Stanley Squarepants
    Socks2, Dec 4, 2012
    #40
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