Jokes to cheer you up!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by lameidl, Dec 4, 2012.


What did the Ghast say to the Player? (Select the correct response.)

SCREEEEECH! 12 vote(s) 36.4%
Watch your step! 1 vote(s) 3.0%
._. Banana 20 vote(s) 60.6%
  1. This is a thread for tons of jokes to make people laugh! I will start out with one!

    What did the banana say to the creeper? NOTHING bananas can't talk!
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  2. NOOO >:U U STEALER , you stole my motto: ._. banana
  3. How the heck did you find this thread so quick?!
  4. I see everything

    EDIT: ._. banana
  5. It was MY motto you just started saying it!

    ._. Banana
  6. its mine i said it first >:U u just said banana i added the ._.

    ._. banana
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  7. I guess this conversation counts as a joke.

    ._. Ghast
  8. We are crazy lol, back to the jokes
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  9. A guy walks into a bar and says: Ouch!
  10. A creeper walks into a bar and blows up.

    Player: Pig, do you mind if I put a saddle on you and ride you?
    Pig: I don't carrot all.

    Q: How may endermen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: Lightbulbs are not on the list of blocks endermen can move.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: Why wouldn't it? Cars don't exist.

    (blah blah blah)... and the man says, "That's not a testificate, that's my wife!"

    Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all day (about 15 minutes in Minecraft).
  11. That last joke I heard on "Dexter's Lab".
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  12. A panda walks into a restaurant. He sits down and orders some bamboo. When he is done, he gets the check. Suddenly, he pulls out a gun fires at the roof the puts it away. The waitress asks him why he did it. He says he read in a book that panda eats bamboo chutes.
    *ba dum tss*
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  13. It's a good job the title of this thread isn't "Good joke to cheer you up"
  14. Where does a Panda hide a gun? Actually, I don't want to know.
    And I didn't even get that joke...
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  15. If RainbowChin doesn't get a joke somethings wrong with it.
  16. Wait a minute, am I being made fun of here? :(
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  17. (Avatar The Last Airbender) What did Aang sing to Appa to cheer him up? Appa airbender style!
  18. No I am saying if the great RainbowChin doesn't get a joke somethings wrong with the joke.

    EDIT: Got it?
  19. A panda eats bamboo chutes, so the panda read it: panda eats bamboo, and chutes
    chutes in this joke=shoots
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  20. :D ahahahahahaaahahahaa