Jokes to cheer you up!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by lameidl, Dec 4, 2012.

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What did the Ghast say to the Player? (Select the correct response.)

SCREEEEECH! 12 vote(s) 36.4%
Watch your step! 1 vote(s) 3.0%
._. Banana 20 vote(s) 60.6%
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  1. And anti jokes?
    I actually find anti jokes somewhat better than real jokes.
    Zoebearfun105, Dec 4, 2012
    #41
  2. Socks2, Dec 4, 2012
    #42
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  3. What wouldn't be a funny thread without the power of the Marines?
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    Sorry, sorry, I know this wasn't for memes, so I will give you a "typed" joke/quote from Red Dawn.
    Warning, contains a 13+ word.(I guess)
    Marines don't die, they just regroup in hell.
    Hash98, Dec 4, 2012
    #43
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  4. I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's just too cheesy...

    Some people have techno fear, and some have techno joy! Techno fear is where you go: "what? I've wiped the file? I've wiped the folder? I've wiped the hard drive? I've wiped the Internet?!?! I haven't even installed the modem yet..." But no, techno fear is where you grab the instruction manual..... And you THROW it out the window. -Eddie Izzard
    TheTrufflehunter, Dec 5, 2012
    #44
  5. Chemistry joke: Two bears are in a pool, one bear says to the other: Help me I'm melting.
    The other one laughs: Why is that then?
    The other replys:Well unlike you I'm polar.
    Mittenkitty, Dec 5, 2012
    #45
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  6. Here is one of my very dry jokes...
    Why did the poo stink?
    no_thing, Dec 5, 2012
    #46
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  7. Control your rage man :p
    Btw: ._. Banana
    Stads0, Dec 5, 2012
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  8. lol i see what you did there :D
    Roslyn, Dec 5, 2012
    #48
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  9. Shhh :p
    ._. Banana
    Stads0, Dec 5, 2012
    #49


  10. What would we be without COD humor?
    Socks2, Dec 5, 2012
    #50
  11. Yes. Spam is spam I know
    Tazri, Dec 5, 2012
    #51
  12. You must have toasted your computer
    Tazri, Dec 5, 2012
    #52
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  13. Socks2, Dec 5, 2012
    #53
  14. Ba dum tshhh.jpg
    Tazri, Dec 5, 2012
    #54
  15. Socks2, Dec 5, 2012
    #55
  16. okay :p
    sonicol, Dec 5, 2012
    #56
  17. Is this a chain? Okay...
    MigrantMove, Dec 5, 2012
    #57
  18. Might as well be
    Socks2, Dec 5, 2012
    #58
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  19. Yes pictures are allowed. And those are some good jokes!
    lameidl, Dec 5, 2012
    #59
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