What wouldn't be a funny thread without the power of the Marines? Sorry, sorry, I know this wasn't for memes, so I will give you a "typed" joke/quote from Red Dawn. Warning, contains a 13+ word.(I guess) Marines don't die, they just regroup in hell.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's just too cheesy... Some people have techno fear, and some have techno joy! Techno fear is where you go: "what? I've wiped the file? I've wiped the folder? I've wiped the hard drive? I've wiped the Internet?!?! I haven't even installed the modem yet..." But no, techno fear is where you grab the instruction manual..... And you THROW it out the window. -Eddie Izzard
Chemistry joke: Two bears are in a pool, one bear says to the other: Help me I'm melting. The other one laughs: Why is that then? The other replys:Well unlike you I'm polar.