This is a thread for tons of jokes to make people laugh! I will start out with one! What did the banana say to the creeper? NOTHING bananas can't talk!
A creeper walks into a bar and blows up. Player: Pig, do you mind if I put a saddle on you and ride you? Pig: I don't carrot all. Q: How may endermen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Lightbulbs are not on the list of blocks endermen can move. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Why wouldn't it? Cars don't exist. (blah blah blah)... and the man says, "That's not a testificate, that's my wife!" Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all day (about 15 minutes in Minecraft).
A panda walks into a restaurant. He sits down and orders some bamboo. When he is done, he gets the check. Suddenly, he pulls out a gun fires at the roof the puts it away. The waitress asks him why he did it. He says he read in a book that panda eats bamboo chutes. *ba dum tss*
No I am saying if the great RainbowChin doesn't get a joke somethings wrong with the joke. EDIT: Got it?
A panda eats bamboo chutes, so the panda read it: panda eats bamboo, and chutes chutes in this joke=shoots