[Forum Game] Fortunately; Unfortunately

Fortunately, he grabbed the money off the body of Crash.

Unfortunately, it was all Zimbabwean dollars.

Fortunately, there was an ATM that excepted Zimbabwean currency nearby.

Unfortunately, 120 Zimbabwe dollars are a lot less than 120 USD.

Fortunately, a bug gave him all the money the ATM had, totaling over $1,000,000 US. The police didn't do anything.

Unfortunately, he stepped on the bug and was cursed with bad luck for a thousand generations

Fortunately, he has a friend who knows voodoo and could lift the curse.

Unfortunately, the bad luck curse caused the curse lifting to make him purple.

Fortunately, purple was Jack's favorite color, and very popular with the ladies.

Unfortunately, he got fired from his job for being purple.

Fortunately, there was Purple People Rights legislation passed around the world and he got his job back.

Unfortunately, Jack turning purple was actually the start of him slowly transforming into a grape.

Fortunately, the machine willy Wonka used to turn Violet from a blueberry back into a human girl, was still around and cured Jack of his grape state.

Unfortunately, Jack had been squeezed to hard and died.

Fortunalely you arn't alawed to end the story, so Jack din't die, but he want to heaven the machine didn't work well, so he was still purple.

Unfortunately, Jack realised his life was being controlled by a bunch of peeps on the internet.

Fortunately, Jack loved it

Unfortunately, Jack had no wifi.

Fortunately, Jack's friend Lenny had wifi

Unfortunately, they got into a fight and he got banned from Lenny's house.