[Forum Game] Fortunately; Unfortunately

Fortunately, Jack was a skilled burglar and broke into his friend's house in the middle of the night to use the wifi.

unfortunately he got caught

Fortunately, Jack brought a gun in case he did get caught

Unfortunately, water guns can ruin electronics and now both he and Lenny have no Internet.

Fortunately, a hacker had just hacked the interwebs, but they were safe.

Unfortunately, the ISP's systems detected that they were hacked and both Jack and Lenny were sentenced to 10 years in prison.

Fortunately, Lenny knew a Shady organization that got them out.

Unfortunately Jacks brother who works for the FBI knew about them too

Fortunately, the Shady Organization had many contacts who helped them evade capture.

Unfortunately, the FBI figured out how to track them.

Fortunately, Jack was wealthy enough to bribe the FBI into letting him go.

Unfortunately, the FBI lied to him and put him in a prison cell

Fortunately, they left the door unlocked.

Unfortunately, there was a guard present at all times.

Fortunately, jack had an invisibility potion.

Unfortunately, this isn't minecraft

Fortunately, it was a real life invisible potion and he used it to slip past the guard.

Unfortunately, it didn't work on his clothes also

Fortunately, he was able to take off his shirt before anyone noticed.

Unfortunately, he was wearing more than just a shirt