[Forum Game] Fortunately; Unfortunately

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Unoski, Jan 7, 2016.

  1. Fortunately, the other clothing was wearing was only a hat the same color as his surroundings, so it did not block the potion, and he was able to slip past anyway with no problems whatsoever.
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  2. Unfortunately, the potion was wearing off and he was wearing nothing but a hat.
  3. Fortunately, the hat was so fabulous that the fab was too much for the guard and he was blinded.
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  4. Unfortunately, the Guard was an old friend sent to help free him, named Fred.
  5. Fortunately, Fred was already blind but saw using special goggles called "I see you"
  6. Unfortunately, he left his goggles home that day and chose to bring his seeing eye dog instead, the one Jack is allergic to
  7. Fortunately, in the 365 days that the world was 'inactive', Jack had special treatment to remove his allergy to dogs.
  8. Unfortunately, the dogs were kind of irked that they couldn't make the funny man named Jack get puffy red eyes anymore, so they, being intelligent as they were, went and somehow got Jack's name legally changed to Nigel, and then made it so that Nigel's name could NEVER be changed back to Jack by any means, no matter how fortunate; one by one, his friends and family began to refer to him as Nigel, his new name, until eventually the whole world new him as such, forever and always, and he was never again called Jack.
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  9. Fortunately, Nigel was able to rebuild his life as the prime minister of England.
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  10. Unfortunately, some radicals were not entirely for this idea.
  11. Fortunately, most radicals where
  12. Unfortunately, radicals only make up a sliver of the population, and the rest of the sane world was against said idea.
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  13. Fortunately, he turned the position of Prime Minister into a dictatorship
  14. Unfortunately, the United States was against this and placed sanctions on Nigel's UK.
  15. Fortunately, Donald Trump became president of the US of A and removed them.
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  16. Unfortunately Donald Trump built his wall and the United States was starved out, with 90% of its civilization population dying.
  17. Fortunately, the 10% that survived repopulated quickly
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  18. Unfortunately, Nigel was left completely out of the loop on world affairs due to taking an early retirement on a tropical island
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  19. Fortunately, Nigel's island was a tropical paradise full of wonderful fruit and shimmering, clean water. He even made friends with a monkey!
  20. Unfortunately, Nigels Island was going under due to the sea level rising.