Unfortunately, it didn't kill him but it sent his particles into every corner of the universe. Causing so much lag that the Universe froze capturing one moment in time for all eternity.
Unfortunately that Breaking his lazy habit was becoming a thief because he didn't have enath mony to pay his phonebill.
Fortunately, the game was reconciled and changed to how Jim won the powerball didnt update post before posted this. Fortunately, his bail was only 120 dollars
Unfortunately, he had to borrow 120 dollars under the condition that if he did not return the money within 1 month he would have to give a pound of flesh.
Fortunately, the alien that stole the money planned to return the money the next time the alien (Crash Bandicoot) was on Earth.