[WAR] The SMP wars

doesn't have information because smp8 never shared the information with smp6 in the peace treaty. we stoled the data for this from smp7 and they destroyed it without getting the benefits

this is impossible...

Our intelligence is researching infiltrates in smp6 and betrays in smp8 to make sure any data did not come out

EDIT: we have confirmed that no data came out

In my mind this is how the map is held, and so utopia has 4 entrances from smp8, 7, 3, & 2.
I am currently making a slide show now.

http://foxyravenger.tumblr.com/

Utopia summons the lagmonster and sends it to attack smp7.

Alliance smp17 still remains neutral towards Utopia since of previous damage.

Sends A secret weapon to smp8 it cant be fired at smp6

smp6 seeks alliance with utopia

United we Stand

Smp6 has tech that goes to all dimensions and it will use them to wipe out everything in the universe

all allies will be spared

To hell with it I guess lol

Alliance 17 open their brief cases to prepare for the worse. Moved to DEFCON 1 if smp6 pulls the trigger of total destruction.

The third dimension was consumed by the negative zone and we (smp6 and 7) have a bomb to open another rift if neccessary.

Request declined. You cant be on everyones side. And utopia needs to be D3STR0Y3D

Well, we've already concluded that everyone is Utopia's neighbour, so go for it xD!
>meanwhile, singing random songs while following the mighty ChibiPonyKnight around...<

Dwight is about to use his beard powers to strangle everyone >:-D

We're taking the secret weapon out this weekend for some routine testing and evaluation.

I think that would be great but the question is, is smp2 ready to join alliance with smp7

We'll see, depending on how Saturday's tests go.

But Tomi has the smp7 Air Force special operation division (Pararescue PJPipeline) but ok we'll see then

I don't get it. Are you guys all actually attacking another server in-game, or is this war only in the forum?
Because... yesterday I gave away 2 dc's of dirt to a guy who said he was fighting for SMP2 and using the dirt to weigh himself down.

To be honest, this thread's more of a joke than... well, I dunno. This is just a running joke, I guess. =P