Sky's "How to English" Lessons

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  1. Yeah, I hate it when people try to procrastinate words they do not know the meaning of.
    Unoski, Mar 18, 2015
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  2. Where's my bae, jkjkjk182...
    nfell2009, Mar 18, 2015
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  3. English lesson #1:
    English (Spoken by all English-speaking countries except 'murica) = Mum
    Americanish (Spoken by 'Murica and the majority of the internet population...) = Mom
    synth_apparition, Mar 18, 2015
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  4. English lesson #2:
    It is data, not data.
    Unoski, Mar 18, 2015
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  5. Pronounced dae-tah over da-tah, or the other way around? :p
    NetherSpecter, Mar 18, 2015
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  6. It's da-tah, because well, it's not English at all.
    607, Mar 18, 2015
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  7. Read, reed, read, red. I just got English on yo ass.
    nfell2009, Mar 18, 2015
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  8. We say 'day-tah' in England (the birthplace of English :p) and the rest of the UK (and presumably everywhere else that speaks English apart from America).
    synth_apparition, Mar 18, 2015
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  9. Pab10S, Mar 18, 2015
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  10. Some of these lessons.... I just don't care.. Ima yell #yolo!

    Has anyone realized how I always put a bunch of ...s (or an ellipsis for all of the smart comes out there)... I don't realizes I do it.... like there :p:rolleyes:

    Er mur gurd..... #datbritdoe
    Cchiarell6914, Mar 18, 2015
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  11. My English could beat up your English in a fight.
    72Volt, Mar 18, 2015
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  12. Lesson two has been released. Be prepared to use your and you're the right way!
    Unoski, Mar 19, 2015
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  13. I think this is a great idea. Reasons for this include me being somewhat of a grammar Nazi and getting bugged when people don't type (or speak) correctly, me foreseeing a time when people are so grammatically illiterate that no one can understand anyone else, and just a want for people to know what they're doing.
    Owl_on_Caffeine, Mar 20, 2015
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  14. Unoski, Jun 30, 2015
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  15. "Sometimes I use big words that I don't know the meaning of just to sound perpendicular."
    Dufne, Jun 30, 2015
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  16. Lol, that's awesome xD
    607, Jun 30, 2015
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  17. Just to point out: only Birmingham says 'mom'. Up North (think Scouse, Manc, Geordie), it's either 'mum' or 'mam' since we have Irish, Welsh and Scottish influence in our accents and 'mom' is awfully hard to pronounce. This also makes it a pain in the arse for Americans and other foreigners to understand us, and it's hard to use voice recognition software like Siri ;-;

    Down South (Cockney, Cornish, Queen's English (obviously, how the Queen and people trying to be posh sound... also the stereotype for how all British people talk) etc), 'mom' is also unpronounceable :p
    synth_apparition, Jun 30, 2015
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  18. Kinda funny, I was on YouTube like 5 minutes ago and someone was complaining about irony and coincidence and then I clicked on this thread and saw that..

    I guess that would be a... coincidence?
    Matherox, Jun 30, 2015
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  19. Nah that's an irony.*

    Please include on when to use 'a' versus 'an' as well as parts of speech. I hate when people end up using nouns as verbs. For example, can you even English, bro?

    *Is there a sarcasm font? If not please add one please, just thought of it.*
    Dr_Chocolate, Jun 30, 2015
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  20. Chief_McCloud, Jun 30, 2015
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