[Forum Game] Would you Rather?

So I will make one since you didn't make one
Would you rather be a scurvy pirate or a hootin shootin bandit

a hootin shootin bandit, scurvy is gross.

Have the power of flight, but lose the ability to talk OR Lose the need to sleep, but be parylized

Flight, no speech.

Would you rather eat japanese food or chinese food for the rest of your life?

Chinese
Would you rather have to only type in this color on this color

Let's go with cc99ff. It seems nicer, the other one reminds me of creams for your skin which I don't really like. And well, I like purple. Let's try it out:
Would you rather be moderator or senior staff?

Senior staff definitely

Would you rather be a slime or a magma cube

Own emc and create 5million rupees with my owner powers.

Would you rather spend a whole night in a haunted house, or one minute in a room full of cockroaches?

Room with cockroaches.

Would you rather wear summer clothes in winter or winter clothes in summer?

Summer clothes in winter. I'd just stay indoors all day.

Would you rather get for free 600k rupees or 60k tokens?

600k rupees
Would you rather have red or green hair

Redhead

would you rather be the unicorn from the Squatty Potty commercial or the one from "Unico and the Island of Magic'?

Squatty Potty *Ice Cream for Dayz, boys!*

Would you rather have an iPhone 6s or and iPhone 6s plus?

iphone 6s plus, gobig or go home.

Would you rather: Eat jelly beans forever or Eat chocolate covered bugs forever?

Cholate bugs, gotta get that protein

Would you rather sleep regularly(8 hours) or have naps (Intermittent Sleep for same amount of hours) For you rest of your life

Sleep regularly

Would you rather by an smp8-ian or an smp5-ian (if you're not one already!)

smp5ian
Would you rather get 500k and diamond supporter or 1million and gold supporter

Never have to work out

You have to answer the last one asked. I'll reinstate mine
Would you rather get 500k and diamond supporter or 1million and gold supporter

One million and gold supporter all the way

Xbox or ps4