EMC Staff Application [Updated May 29th, 2013]

come on people this thread is only 28 pages that's not big at hahaha I can't even type that without laughing

You should see the LLO thread

I... what?

Using this as a model for the New Republic Arbitration Committee Application, thanks ICC

What the thread started out as:
EMC Staff Applications

What it is now:
Different Opinions on Literature

I know I not suppose to know this but how are we suppose to know that we are selected?

You become a moderator... It should be fairly obvious if it happens

I dunno, I didn't notice or anything. /sarcasm

You will be tracked down, and a large Double Chest will be sent to your address.
The Chest will contain the Standard Issue Mann Co. Empire Minecraft Moderator's Banhammer, a certification of moderation signed by the Admins, and a letter from the Senior Staff and Admins, printed in ice cream cow milk coloured black on very fine gold paper, complete with a letterhead designed by Maxarias, and the Ivory Book, a manual written by Aikar on the most efficient methods of economic destruction, with a small section on actually moderating at the end. The rest of the Double Chest will contain lava buckets, so you can construct lava walls to assert your fundamental superiority as a moderator over all, save the Admins and Senior Staff.

You forgot the slime, it comes with slime to slime yourself when your ready!

The chest is fitted with a small device which releases a gas causing you to excrete slime, that means more room for lava.

Rookie

Hey, banhammers are expensive, Mann Co. offer a 20% discount on a new banhammer when your old one breaks. Bans can get a bit tricky towards the end of a banhammer's life, but you save a lot of money if you wait. You're lucky ICC covers the cost of your first one because he's just that rich.

0_0...

Blood money.

Someday, I will be a Minecraft multibillionaire, just like IcC.

This server has really steped up safety.

!O_O!