[AUCTION] Premium quality Dirt

Discussion in 'Auction Archives' started by Egeau, Feb 16, 2019.

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  1. A very good day sir,

    The high-quality dirt I am here bringing to auction is in an excellent state; it is very much possible dirt of higher quality to have never been seen auctioned.
    I have brought nine stacks auction. Note that dirt of this quality is very rare to come by, and it being auctioned in a this large quantity has never been seen before.

    In case you are the luckily buyer, who we all want to be, we can address a meeting in which the transport can be discussed. You would be requested to find a means of transportation on your own, picking it up from our vault. It could also be delivered on request, for which an extra thousand rupees for transportation costs would have to be charged. Another thousand would be needed for delivering within a week after the meeting, as finding good men quickly is expensive, there is no way around it.

    It would be safe to claim that what I am presenting you is of the most valuable items to have been auctioned.

    I do not like to talk about numbers when it comes to something as good as this; it does not matter what you pay for it, “it’s worth it.”
    For this auction, I think it is an ought to start at a low thousand, to let it increase with a minimum of a hundred per bid, though I don’t think the latter is necessary for this auction to function properly, as this premium quality dirt is worth anything you would pay for it.

    Remember this auction is only over once it’s over: Anything can happen. You have 48 hours after the last bid. After that, it is over. Be quick. Dirt of this quality may never be auctioned again, thus this might be your one and only chance.
    Egeau, Feb 16, 2019
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  2. 1 thousand of my finest rupees
    THE_OP_VILLAGER, Feb 16, 2019
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  3. Excuse me, sir?!
    Good introduction ma'am.
    Kaddrii, Feb 16, 2019
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  4. 20k
    emfs_ad, Feb 16, 2019
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  5. I see you want this premium koala-ty dirt ;)
    MoreMoople, Feb 16, 2019
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  6. 30k
    OhMiku, Feb 16, 2019
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  7. We can't have this

    40k
    emfs_ad, Feb 16, 2019
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  8. 50k yes we can
    OhMiku, Feb 17, 2019
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  9. That’s copyrighted by Barack Obama, therefore...

    60k
    emfs_ad, Feb 17, 2019
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  10. i am my own copyright law
    70k
    OhMiku, Feb 17, 2019
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  11. this reads like something out of Atlas Shrugged

    70.2k
    Equinox_Boss, Feb 17, 2019
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  12. If i knew what you were talking about i would have stopped...alas...

    80k
    emfs_ad, Feb 17, 2019
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  13. a preposterous boast but alas
    90k
    OhMiku, Feb 17, 2019
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  14. I read that as roast and now I'm hungry, here's your punishment:

    100k
    emfs_ad, Feb 17, 2019
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  15. i just ate some beef ravioli
    110k
    OhMiku, Feb 17, 2019
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  16. I had a pork chop

    120k
    emfs_ad, Feb 17, 2019
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  17. did it taste alright?
    130k
    OhMiku, Feb 17, 2019
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  18. Honestly, it was a little too fatty

    140k
    emfs_ad, Feb 17, 2019
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  19. should of cut the fat off
    150k
    OhMiku, Feb 17, 2019
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  20. Like this?

    200k
    emfs_ad, Feb 18, 2019
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