*911* What's your emergency?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by BrickStrike, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. *911* What is your emergency?
    *Me* ...
    *911* Hello?
    *Me* Goooo tooo sleeeep....
    *911* ...
    BEEP BEEP BEEP
  2. -_-
    It's my own thread, deal with it. Seriously, if I was the original maker of the thread, there is no problem, so I would suggest you please, not be rude to me. I will not tolerate it, and it is in the commandments.
  3. Sorry; I guess that post sounded more rude than I intended. I deleted the post and put a video in its place.
  4. 911: What is your emergency?
    Me: I need salt for my scrambled eggs!
    911: Sir have you considered your local grocery store?
    Me: yeah but those are too mainstream.
    911: idiot.... Hangs up
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  5. 911: What is your emergency
    Me: I DONT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOOL ARH HELP ME
    911: Well...
    Me: SAVEEEE MEEEEE
    911: da faq *Hangs up*
  6. Wise words Mr Admin sir... plus i would never need 911 since in not in the USA (999 is the BEST wait opps!)...
    *911* What's your emergency?
    *ME* i saw a cow with some TNT flying past my Minecraft today?!?!
    *911* Sir have you been drinking today?
    *ME* I want you to subscribe to SlowKinggamer before i tell you!
    *911* That is your emergency!!! Now were you drinking today?
    *ME* No... Maybe... "hangs up"
  7. I don't know if someone already made this joke but... :p
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  8. *112* What's your emergency?
    -*TF2 Heavy's voice* MEEEEEEDIC!!!
    *Hangs up*
  9. 911 works in the uk too as does 112 which is lucky if your emergency is your 9 button is missing off your phone.
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  10. We learn something new everyday...
  11. I see what you did there.... :p
  12. It does? :O
  13. 911:What's your emergency?
    Someone:My phone has lost it's 9 button
    911:How did you call then?
    Someone:I used 112
    911:Then it isn't an emergency.
    *hangs up*
  14. 911: What's yer emergency?
    Someone: I JUST SAW SPONGEBOB, HE HAD NO FACE
    911: .... *Hangs up*
    Someone: Nooooo :(

    SpongeBob: HA! You got rejected by 911 >:ID
  15. 911: What's your emergency?
    Me: Two girls are fighting over me!
    911: And what's the problem sir?
    Me: The ugly one is winning!
    * If this is unacceptable I will delete *
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    911: What's your emergency?
    Me: I think my friend is dead!
    911: Can you confirm that your friend is dead?
    * gunshot *
    Me: He is definitely dead.
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  16. *911* What's your emergency?
    Heres my number call me maybe!
  17. *112* (Hollands emergency number) Hello, what's your emergency?
    *me* my GOD it's everywhere (histerical tone of voice)
    *112* what is going on, stay calm
    *me* I think he is bleeding to death (again, histerical voice)
    *112* can you explain your situation
    *me* The stain is only expending!!!
    *112* who is bleeding?
    *me* my lunch milk (giggle and hang up)
  18. Well, I don't know what to make of that? ^_^
  19. It was the best I could come up with :p
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