*911* What's your emergency?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by BrickStrike, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. It's better than mine :p :rolleyes:
  2. I have, not a good experienced telling you will have to wait up to an hour because you're emergency isn't important *meanwhile this guy is having an epileptic fit *(well at least it was very similar) in the end this guy ended up driving him there, ever since we dont even bother calling 999 (UK 911) the only service which works here is the Fire Departments all the other are generally too slow to help even the police just round the corner. ugh I could go on >.<
  3. Bump.
    911: What's your emergency?
    Me: I'm Not Afraid!
    911: I'm Not Afraid!
    Me: To throw a chair!
    911: to throw a chair!
    Me: It was from IKEA!
    911: It was from IKEA!
    Me: So I don't care!
    911: So I don't Care!
    Me: I'm bumping into people, on the street.
    I'm wearing shape ups, on my feet!
    I'm just like you, I've been there too.
    I'm rich and famous, so i take that back it's not true!
    Me: *hangs up*
    911: But, but... i wanted to sing the Nick Jonas version of Tik Tok D;
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