*911* What is your emergency? *Me* ... *911* Hello? *Me* Goooo tooo sleeeep.... *911* ... BEEP BEEP BEEP
-_- It's my own thread, deal with it. Seriously, if I was the original maker of the thread, there is no problem, so I would suggest you please, not be rude to me. I will not tolerate it, and it is in the commandments.
Sorry; I guess that post sounded more rude than I intended. I deleted the post and put a video in its place.
911: What is your emergency? Me: I need salt for my scrambled eggs! 911: Sir have you considered your local grocery store? Me: yeah but those are too mainstream. 911: idiot.... Hangs up
911: What is your emergency Me: I DONT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOOL ARH HELP ME 911: Well... Me: SAVEEEE MEEEEE 911: da faq *Hangs up*
Wise words Mr Admin sir... plus i would never need 911 since in not in the USA (999 is the BEST wait opps!)... *911* What's your emergency? *ME* i saw a cow with some TNT flying past my Minecraft today?!?! *911* Sir have you been drinking today? *ME* I want you to subscribe to SlowKinggamer before i tell you! *911* That is your emergency!!! Now were you drinking today? *ME* No... Maybe... "hangs up"
911 works in the uk too as does 112 which is lucky if your emergency is your 9 button is missing off your phone.
911:What's your emergency? Someone:My phone has lost it's 9 button 911:How did you call then? Someone:I used 112 911:Then it isn't an emergency. *hangs up*
911: What's yer emergency? Someone: I JUST SAW SPONGEBOB, HE HAD NO FACE 911: .... *Hangs up* Someone: Nooooo SpongeBob: HA! You got rejected by 911 >:ID
911: What's your emergency? Me: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: And what's the problem sir? Me: The ugly one is winning! * If this is unacceptable I will delete * ========================== 911: What's your emergency? Me: I think my friend is dead! 911: Can you confirm that your friend is dead? * gunshot * Me: He is definitely dead.
*112* (Hollands emergency number) Hello, what's your emergency? *me* my GOD it's everywhere (histerical tone of voice) *112* what is going on, stay calm *me* I think he is bleeding to death (again, histerical voice) *112* can you explain your situation *me* The stain is only expending!!! *112* who is bleeding? *me* my lunch milk (giggle and hang up)
