In the spanish language "Como the llama" is "What is your name" So instead of the "llama" part, I put a llama in there
*Como te llamas Cute little pun there, though. As for a pun, well, uh... What do you get when you cross a duck with a natural disaster? AN EARTHQUACK!
My sister and I were talking about the longest record I have of not being sick. Then she pointed out I was sick during winter break With a cold. She said that's counts as being sick. I said no. That's counts as being cold XD. Badum tsss
A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis. Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General’s office. “Since we weren’t actually at war,” the General began, “I can’t give out any medals. We did, however, want to let each of you know your efforts were appreciated. What we’ve decided to do is to let each of you choose two points on your body. You will be given two pounds sterling for each inch of distance between those parts. We’ll start on the left, boys, so what’ll it be?” Soldier 1: “The tip of me head to me toes, sir!” General: “Very good son, that’s 70 inches which comes to 140 pounds” Soldier 2: “The tip of the finger on one outstretched hand to the tip of the other, sir!” General: “Even better son, that’s 72 inches which comes to 144 pounds” Soldier 3: “The palm of my hand to the tip of me left pinky, sir!” General: “That’s a strange but fair request, son! As the general begins the measurement: “What! Son, where is your left pinky?” Soldier 3: “Falkland Island, sir!”
I placed this on another thread, but it's updated. V. 5.23C. Now includes: -monacle -gentleman's cap (deluxe edition) -retexture of drawing (the new texture is red)
A man submitted 10 puns in a pun contest hoping he'd win with at least one of his puns. But no pun in ten did. Get it? No pun in ten did? I'm going to sit in the corner now
[Post 1] Just remember, any accidents made by a dentist are acciDENTAL! [Post 2] And dentists are humans too, so BRACE yourself! [Post 3] Teeth [Post 4] Thank you for your addition.
