I place a "No Loitering" sign, for no man is audacious enough to commit such a heinous crime as to loiter. I set up a mini-mart on the hill to make the sign legal, and will open the store on Feb. 30, 2016. No one is allowed in the store until the opening date, which is an addition to the no loitering rule. I make the cheese-puffs aisle my new home and coat the hill in the cheesy orange dust to mark the territory as my own.
I call the USDA Food Safety and Inspection department to complain about "green birds" handling future cheese-puffs. They shut it down due to the possibility of Psittacosis being spread through out the empire surrounding the hill.
You die because you are burned by super hot metal when you try to eat me. (Im a robot.) I am still king.
(Nobody can die. Reread the rules ^-^) Your motherboard overheats, causing for you to malfunction and rocket yourself to the sun. I then teleport the hill inside my imagination with my magiks. I then wear a tin hat to keep people out of my imagination. I am king.
I cant be, as it would trigger the nuke inside me. My self destruct activates destroying the sun and plunging the world into darkness. I come down after regenerating and kick you off the hill. I am king.
I am melted from my ice cube due to the revival of the thread. I send an army of goats and a mariachi band of Mexican mice to pelt the electricity with dirt (because Pokémon logic) I push Pika off of the hill, create a carrot throne, and plant the flag of the mighty walrus tribe on the hill I am now the King
I forgot about this... The blimp from your signature crashes into you causing you to fall off. I make a stone slab wall around the mountain. I am now the king.
I blast through your wall with my ion cannon and throw you so hard you get stuck on the moon. I am now king.
I pilfer the produce remaining slabs and make a large stone replica of a boot. I drop the boot onto a giraffe, causing it to fall over, knocking a conveniently placed cedar tree to fall onto ye
Because Final is a bear with a cardboard crown, I wet his crown with my glass of water. He, saddened from the loss of his crown, runs away from the hill crying I is nao king
Plot Twist: That Jewelry Shop was owned by the Valris Empire of the Hill. You are arrested by my Goatrus Police Force and are banished to the bear eating anteater badlands
Your Valris Empire was made out of bear food, and I was a hungry bear, so I ate through your Empire and struck fear in your police and minions. I know swallowed you and put you in my stomach. I am king
My delicious words from an epic speech convinced your bear minions to join me. We pushed you off the hill, into the forest. I am now king.
