[Forum Game] King of the Hill

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Unoski, May 24, 2015.

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  1. I use my own mystical ice powers and turn the hill into ice, which forces you to slide off. I climb to the top wearing snowshoes and take the hill for myself. I am now the King!
    Traynfreek, Jun 10, 2015
    #261
  2. I fart on TraynFreak. He died an epic death. I am now king of the Hill
    Chief_McCloud, Jun 10, 2015
    #262
  3. I use the rule book as you can't die!
    chief gets smacked off of the hill
    TheEpic5, Jun 10, 2015
    #263
  4. I steal LGB's tarp and cover TheEpic5 with it. I am now King.
    Traynfreek, Jun 10, 2015
    #264
  5. I poop on the hill, every1 leaves and its all to me :)
    ww2fan168, Jun 10, 2015
    #265
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  6. Call in an ambush and go up to the top. Hehe and place a Canadian flag
    finch_rocks_1, Jun 11, 2015
    #266
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  7. Canada for the win!
    hershelhat, Jun 11, 2015
    #267
  8. I drive my new 2015 Cadillac SRX to the top.
    (Hence the ad for the 2015 Cadillac SRX on the page :p)

    IT HAS 4G LTE WIFI WYNAUT
    colepuncher, Jun 11, 2015
    #268
  9. I trap you inside the car and light it on fire. I am now king.
    NuclearBobomb, Jun 18, 2015
    #269
  10. Sneaks up behind you and drowns you in cake mix.
    hershelhat, Jun 18, 2015
    #270
  11. Your plan fails as i dont need to breathe. I burst out of the cake and throw you off. I am still king.
    NuclearBobomb, Jun 19, 2015
    #271
  12. * sets you off since your a bomb *
    I run up the hill and claim the throne.
    ww2fan168, Jun 19, 2015
    #272
  13. I regenerate and I'm actually a nuke, so you got vaporized in my explosion. I am still king.
    NuclearBobomb, Jun 19, 2015
    #273
  14. But w/ the power of llama dust, I eat you w/ my alpaca stew

    I reclaim the hill
    ww2fan168, Jun 19, 2015
    #274
  15. Takes a cake mixer and mixes you up. Then bakes you in an oven at 450 degrees. Then waits a few minutes to cool down and then I eat you all up. I am now king of the hill :)
    hershelhat, Jun 19, 2015
    #275
  16. You forgot I was already up there...
    #ForeverForgotten xD

    I kick yo out da hill, no trespassers aloud ;)
    ww2fan168, Jun 19, 2015
    #276
  17. I place down an official sign stating "No Trespassers Allowed". By default I win cause you can't beat a sign like this. I am the King
    AvocadoMatt, Jun 19, 2015
    #277
  18. Im a southern, I don't take a crap about by passing, I did it once ( long story :p ), I walk up that hill and spank you till you go down.
    ww2fan168, Jun 19, 2015
    #278
  19. I am also Southern, probably more than you. So by that I pump my shotgun and make you repeat the sign over and over until you understand what "No trespassing" means >=D
    AvocadoMatt, Jun 19, 2015
    #279
  20. A southern guy knows not to waste shotgun ammo on a wimp, so as a southern guy, I pull out my beer can from my left boot and I drink it and go crazy and stab you off the hill with the flag of Dixie screaming "ROLL TIDE ROLL"
    Hash98, Jun 20, 2015
    #280
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