My squid minions arise from the nearby swamplands and force you off the hill I am now king of the hill
I nuke the hill so that no one can access the hill for thousands of years due to gamma radiation. I then ask Superman to defend the hill for me. Me and Superman are now the king of the radioactive hill.
Am I the only one who didn't think of this when I read L1's post? I play Justin Beiber's "Baby" and scare you and superman off with that radioactive far... I mean gas.
I eat your radio and push you off the hill. Then I puff up my feathers to cover the surface of the hill, essentially making myself a fortress to protect me and the hill.
I get Grandma jenny up to the hill and pinch your ear till you get down, I pay her in cookies and am king of the hill.
I tear down one of your buildings forcing you to go rebuild it, I calmly walk up the hill. I am now King of the hill
I revive those who died on the hill and turn them against the current ruler. I use this opportunity to seize the throne.
I use my new-found athleticism from ball playing to train in the way of bird-jitsu. My results are as such: Upon the masterings of the martial way, I trained an army. We have foot soldiers: Swordsmen: Demolitions experts: And trained soldiers at the ready: We take the hill, as expected.