[Forum Game] King of the Hill

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Unoski, May 24, 2015.

  1. I cover the worm with salt, so it dies, along with you inside it.
    I am now the queen of the hill.
  2. My squid minions arise from the nearby swamplands and force you off the hill
    I am now king of the hill
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  3. I nuke the hill so that no one can access the hill for thousands of years due to gamma radiation. I then ask Superman to defend the hill for me. Me and Superman are now the king of the radioactive hill.
  4. Am I the only one who didn't think of this when I read L1's post?


    I play Justin Beiber's "Baby" and scare you and superman off with that radioactive far... I mean gas.
  5. I eat your radio and push you off the hill. Then I puff up my feathers to cover the surface of the hill, essentially making myself a fortress to protect me and the hill.
  6. I light your feathers on fie, not only do I now have your head, I am now king of the hill
  7. Robots dont die of salt......
  8. I get Grandma jenny up to the hill and pinch your ear till you get down, I pay her in cookies and am king of the hill.
  9. I then start ww2 in Thailand and you go to Thailand. I walk up the hill, I am the king of the hill.
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  10. I tear down one of your buildings forcing you to go rebuild it, I calmly walk up the hill. I am now King of the hill
  11. I eat the hill and i am now the queen of the hill :rolleyes:
  12. I climb down your throat and stand on the hill. I am now the king. :3
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  13. Ozzy Osbourne bites your head off and I watched you sprawl across and off the hill. I AM KING
  14. I revive those who died on the hill and turn them against the current ruler.
    I use this opportunity to seize the throne.
  15. I roll and ball and you fly towards it to be entertained for days. I take my place, I am the king.
  16. I use my new-found athleticism from ball playing to train in the way of bird-jitsu.
    My results are as such:


    Upon the masterings of the martial way, I trained an army.
    We have foot soldiers:


    Swordsmen:


    Demolitions experts:


    And trained soldiers at the ready:


    We take the hill, as expected.