[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by MigrantMove, Dec 4, 2012.

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  1. I'm okay with that. :p

    You drown in money, 'nuff said.

    I wish for an omelet, fully cooked but not burnt, with bacon, cheese, ham, and spinach.
    Hashhog, Jul 2, 2014
    #421
  2. Granted, but the omelet was cooked by a dirty madly insane trailer park man with no teeth. Oh, and it was cooked with fertilized eggs.

    I wish for a life time supply of perfect deviled eggs.
    Tycho_69420, Jul 2, 2014
    #422
  3. The eggs are sent to hell for being deviled.

    I wish for bacon pizza.
    Unoski, Jul 2, 2014
    #423
  4. Granted, you are attacked by mafia pigs for eating their brothers.

    I wish the next person would wish for something cool.
    Torian42, Jul 2, 2014
    #424
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  5. The devil just "deviled" your eggs by putting a perfect, world-class evil hex on them. You eat one and turn into a toothless, eyeless, noseless, wingless, footless, earless bat. So basically you just flop around like a little blind bat sausage.

    I wish for a perfectly cooked bat sausage. :p
    Hashhog, Jul 2, 2014
    #425
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  6. MY BHADY IS READY.
    Tycho_69420, Jul 2, 2014
    #426
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  7. Ninja'd. Doubly. :p

    SkyDragon: Your pizza has bacon on it, but it's still alive.

    Torian: Wish granted, but they're wish is so cool that it's uncorruptable*.

    I wish for a hug from Torian42. :3

    *not guaranteed
    Hashhog, Jul 2, 2014
    #427
  8. Torian crushes you, but you die happy.

    I wish I owned a dragon.
    Torian42, Jul 2, 2014
    #428
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  9. Will answer both I guess.

    Torian: Granted, hash's bat sausage is perfectly cooked then put in the freezer.
    Hashhog: Granted, you cannot eat your bat sausage for it is in the freezer

    I wish for no more wish-mix ups.
    Unoski, Jul 2, 2014
    #429
  10. Torian: There ya go (see below or above, you got SkyDragonv8). Unfortunately, your dragon is human. You're arrested for slave labor.
    SkyDragon: Too late. XD

    I wish for this web of ninjas to die right here, right now.
    Hashhog, Jul 2, 2014
    #430
  11. NOT THE FLASH FREEZE.
    Tycho_69420, Jul 2, 2014
    #431
  12. They die, but take you with them.

    I wish for Half Life 3!
    Jay2a, Jul 3, 2014
    #432
  13. you get a radioactive element with a half-life of 3 years.
    I wish for a dalek
    HanaY, Jul 3, 2014
    #433
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  14. Granted, the Dalek appears and 'Exterminates' you. Good job, now it is running rampant exterminating everybody.
    I wish that all of your bases are belong to us.
    highlancer54, Jul 3, 2014
    #434
  15. Granted, but all my bases are poorly constructed and fall apart when anyone sneezes in the vicinity.
    I wish I ruled the world.
    Amazin_Swordfish, Jul 4, 2014
    #435
  16. you rule over a rock named world.
    I wish for water
    HanaY, Jul 4, 2014
    #436
  17. Granted, but it's contaminated.

    I wish I was famous!
    Jay2a, Jul 4, 2014
    #437
  18. Granted, but then you are stalked by just about anyone in the world (good luck finding a peaceful place C:<)

    I wish for some peace and quiet!
    jaari, Jul 4, 2014
    #438
  19. Granted.
    But Slender Man likes quiet, and sneaks up on you.

    I wish for a pet monkey.
    Tycho_69420, Jul 5, 2014
    #439
  20. *poof* You have a monkey. *poof* It's Caesar from Planet of the Apes, and he ain't happy.

    I wish I had friends.
    BurgerKnight, Jul 5, 2014
    #440
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