[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by MigrantMove, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. I STILL GOT MY STYROFOAM
    you get it, but it costs $500.
    I wish for cheese
  2. Congratulations! You receive PS4, a yeast strain (Rhototorula species) isolated from rhizosphere of seabuckthorn growing in the Indian Trans-Himalaya. You can now grow really healthy tomatoes.

    I wish for more time to play EMC.

    Edit: Ninja'd!
  3. Yes. Are you confused how this works? To corrupt a wish does not mean it isn't granted. It means you get your wish but there is something screwed up about what you receive or how you receive it. Some are worse than others. If you like, I can add that you suffocate to death in the box, surrounded by styrofoam peanuts.
  4. (idc as long as i get styrofoam :3)
    you get more time to play at the EMC corporation, in Vancouver, BC, Canada.
  5. Error: 404 wish not found.
    Generating new wish...
    Success!

    I wish for a lifetime supply of chocolate fudge muffins!
  6. Wish granted! The chocolate fudge muffins are continually shoved into your mouth with no stopping causing you to eventually choke on muffins and die.

    I wish for Dragon Tombs to hurry up and come out.
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  7. Granted, but theyre extremely glitchy.
    So glitchy that a severe glitch happens which causes your residence in particular to be deleted.

    I wish for a gaming computer that would never break and can play any game 60fps from long ago to now to the future.
  8. Granted, but the computer doesn't have a charger cord, mouse, or any slots to put them in.

    I wish I lived in a bigger house.
  9. Granted, but the house is dilapidated.
    I wish people would only do the opposite of what /v/ says.
  10. suddenly /v/ is filled with amazing advice.
    i wish for a hotdog

    Congrats. PM Me my wish.
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  11. Your hotdog is made out of plastic.

    I wish I had a gaming laptop.
  12. it's broken
    i wish for a plate
  13. It's broken.
    I wish for a fudge brownie
  14. it's broken it tastes like dirt
    i wish for an apple
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  15. It tastes like dirt.
    I wish for a bald eagle head mask
  16. When you wear it, other eagles wish to mate with you.

    I wish for a pet piranha...
  17. it tastes like dirt it's a real eagle.
    i wish for a table
  18. The table is only one inch tall.

    I wish I had a real Majora's Mask.
  19. The mask is made of concrete.
    I wish I had "Next Car Game"
  20. ERROR: NO WISH LOCATED.
    SHUTTING DOWN SYSTEMS...
    PERFORMING REBOOT...
    REBOOT SUCCESSFUL.
    MAKING WISH.
    I wish for a small chair.