[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

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I wish for a strawberry

Granted. But the strawberry's seeds are poisonous, so you must remove them one by one.
I wish I had infinite money.

you die of money suffocation.
i wish for a

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Generating new wish
I wish for a rainbow!

you get rained on so hard you die before you can see the rainbow
i wish for a clock

Granted, however your clock's alarm always goes off.

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I wish for a chair

Granted, but it's creaky as hell.
I wish I had nyan cat for a pet.

Granted. But another player uses an exploit to take it out of whatever container its in and steals it. The item is mistakenly lost when they are banned.

I wish for a BETTER COMPUTER.

Granted. But it dies in four years
I wish Empire Minecraft would become the most well known server in all of minecraft.

granted, but you get banned from EMC.
I wish for a parachute.

*casual whistling*
Granted, but it doesnt open properly.
I wish for every retro game and console ever made.

granted. you get crushed by an arcade machine.

Error: 404, wish not found.
Generating random wish..
Success!
I wish for a girlfriend.

she breaks up wiht you instantly. i wish for a small rock

*sob*
Granted, but you drop the rock in a pile of rocks 2 days later and cannot find it.

Granted, but you can never eat any chips with the guacamole except for salt and vinegar lays.

I wish for infinite $$$$$$$MONEY BAYBEEEEEEE$$$$$$$