Post an Obnoxious Lie about the Player Above.

Yosh likes smelling clorox wipes in his free time.

Yix likes to lie in a bath tub filled with with wet fish, which is why he smells like one.

Yosh doesnt even know who yoshi is

(my name isn't related to Yoshi from Mario, its a long story...)

That's an interesting idea, pretending to be a tech support scammer.

Maybe post here. https://empireminecraft.com/threads/explain-your-username.74934/

There are too many threads...

Yosh wishes he were a dev on emc. so much he'll kill someone for it...

Foxy_Kitty thinks her memes are good.

think? I know

Yixomua meant to send me a 1000th day gift but he forgot.

Foxy once tried having a life but became an animal jam lets player

Yosh is a cannibal.

yix hates smp7

benny stalks people and then robs their outposts

Yosh doesent have well known member

BENNY CANT READ LOLLOLOLOLOOlllolLOLOLL

TheYoshWhoBuilds went to the fourth dimension just to consume the sacred peanut brittle of continuum, casting the Earth into a twenty year pause, thus spawning an evil version of himself who is hellbent on mastering the culinary arts to bring the next renaissance based on high quality foods, dooming the fast food industry into the 4th dimension. There TheYoshWhoBuilds and the fast food industry plan a devastating attack against the world his evil clone nurtured!

xxcapmanxx burns all his bacon so he can NEVER EVER make A bacon grilled cheese

TheYoshWhoBuilds dosen't deserve pancakes.

Foxy_Kitty puts things in her pocket and then forgets where she put it 5 seconds later.