I would inhale the helium inside the balloon and then sing happy birthday to you in the high pitched voice ^_^
I would make a balloon puppy for you and give it back while singing Happy Birthday! (off key and utterly horribly of course)
I know that if I were that person, I would be going "ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!" if it really is that close, so I think the gold voucher as a consolation prize seems fair, provided that nobody else gets it more closely.
I would grab that balloon, super-inflate it with more helium, use it to fly all the way to a pet store, and buy you a baby goat. Because goats. :3
Another bump! Even if you don't win, I will be giving away an item (other than the gold voucher) to a random person who enters!
Happy Bday Dufne What would (or wouldn't) you do if I threw a balloon at you? [/quote] Id just catch it
Hint added to OP, open to interpretation. If you already entered but want to guess again I'd prefer if you posted again rather than editing your first post. Let me know if you already edited your answer in so I can make sure I don't overlook it
In that case, I just wouldn't care. Yeah, scratch all that. Sorry, balloon. *Balloon turns and slowly floats away, head bowed* If somebody could tell me what I'm doing with my life right now that would be great, thanks