[CONSPIRACY THEORY] Who is Elfin?

Now, my fellow EMC people, I ask you this. Who do the following Elfin accounts belong to?

• ElfinPineapple
• ElfinCookie
• ElfinCarrot
• ElfinPitaya
• ElfinParasite
• ElfinBrocoli
• ElfinBanana

Now there are a great many theories to who exactly are these creatures, and I have compiled a list of them all. I shall not say which is correct, but I will say this: Carrot.

• ElfinCarrot is the alt of ElfinPineapple, created after ElfinPineapple needed a new minion
• ElfinPineapple is the alt of ElfinCarrot, ElfinCarrot actually having an alt that he used to join EMC first named ElfinPineapple. Realizing the popularity of that account, he changed his main account to match it and joined EMC
• ElfinPineapple and ElfinCarrot both own ElfinBanana and ElfinCookie, while ElfinParasite was actually a fungal infection of ElfinPineapple's foot that grew into it's own entity
• ElfinBanana owns ElfinCarrot who then in turn owns ElfinPitaya who was grown in the garden of ElfinBrocoli. ElfinCookie however, was actually baked in an oven and pulled out by ElfinPineapple.
• ElfinParasite and ElfinBrocoli both own all of the accounts, ElfinBrocoli running ElfinCookie and ElfinParasite, who then runs ElfinPineapple. ElfinCarrot is the leader of an armed rebellion, their main force consisting of Squashes and Admiral ElfinPitaya
• All of these accounts are seperate accounts, all mind controlled by the hivemind

ELFINRAINBOW

Now I ask, Empire Minecraft

Who is, the True Elfin?

Jk just a prank bro you got served hehehe ggeeettt dunked on you just got john cena'd sucka thats right i prank yo' soul how does it feel huh? feel good?

All are Alts of Aikar

feels right in the feels

It has to be true. When I first stepped onto EMC I saw no Elfins and no Pineapples, then Elfin joined as well and not much later the whole thing started. Can't have been coincidence

Shut up, whoever said they're Aikars alts. They're all Hash's alts!

Hashhog. Hash. Hashbrowns. McDonalds. Ronald McDonald. McDonald. MC. Minecraft. Empire Minecraft.
Hashhog is ruler, confirmed

It all makes sense now

I legitimately thought you were Elfin(Pineapple)'s alt when you first changed your name

Lolololol

sure, I think all of thease theories are in the same time correct, so, some kind of superposition ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superposition_principle ) when something is a particle and a wave in the same time

But where does elfinpineapple0 fit into this equation? Is he the long lost brother, lost at birth during a jelly making accident? Raised by Pixieturnips but knew he did not fit in. Found his way home by luck, when after being crowned ugliest Pixieturnip at the county fair he ran behind the tent in tears. He tripped over a caramel apple and fell, rolled down a hill and landed in the middle of his Elfin family who recognized him right away by the way he was staring at their bacon and waffles. He was Elfinpineapple0

EffinBatman was actually once ElfinBatman. He was a Batbush raised in Gotham City who wanted to get away from his ElfinHeritage. So he changed his name to EffinBatman to further distance himself, eventually changing it once more to TheDarkModRises