I go to the nearest legislature, and after a few years of campaigning, I repeal the law of gravity. You fly upward into the air. With the use of complicated technology involving plungers, I stay on the ground and make my way back to the hill. I am king.
After Everyone got Bored and Left, I come in with My army of sentient Oatmeal Raisin Cookies complete with AK-47s shaped like Fish. I am once again the king
I think I was (in?)directly involved with that As for this, I can guarantee I WAS 100% directly involved. Not today! *distracts you with the temptation of about a few... hundreds of thousands of melon blocks, then sneaks onto the throne* What now? >:3 Also, someone in this thread smells of Mary Stew--I mean, Sue. (Oh my Arceus, I'm hungry right now ._.)
Wild Walrus Appears Wild Walrus Uses Surf Its Super Effective Critical Hit ChrisFlareon Fainted Wild Walrus Gains 234 Experience Points Wild Walrus grew to Level 46 I am now the King
Quoting this properly is too much work on mobile. xwx Indeed! =D What about tomorrow? -Wanders off to sit and stare at melon blocks with glossy eyes while repeatedly mumbling, "So beautiful, these will be a great addition to my Melon Block Tower"- I'LL BE BACK ONE DAY WITH MY MELON THRONE! YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE! -sits on melon block stool and munches on melon slice- #FlareonNeedsHisFood
...I will accept this loss. I'm UU-tier anyway xD Also, wild walrus? I thought you were an average walrus 0: Walrunati confirmed. :U I should know. I'm on mobile right now lol getting groceries, sadly no melon blox ;; Chris the Flareon ALWAYS needs his food. -w-
Calls in the Sky Walrus Fleet to drop bombs on mercenaries, He miraculously survives ,but Dies by Tripping over the Fainted ChrisFlareon into a Pit of Mercenaries-Eating Anteaters I am now the King
*Goes back in time before you all existed and climbs thr hill* Now I am the ORIGINAL king of the hill
I use the power of defibrillator to revive myself while making a ugly face. You get scared by my ugly face and run away. I am not Boss of the Hill. (Next time bring a anti-ugliness mask)
The hill was just a figment of my imagination. Therefore, I am the King. The God King. If any of youse have ever played that game...
Turns out Chief_McCloud is actually Insane and Is really Fox McCloud, After that, He is told to do a Barrel Roll, and Barrel Rolls into a Black Hole. After that, I plant my Flag on top of the hill, claiming it as mine, and I build a Castle on the hill
⁽ ᴼ ⁾¿⁽ ᴼ ⁾ ¯ Just... this face It compels you to relinquish the hill to me. And then I build condos on the hill. Because why not?
I destroy the Condos with a Solid Gold Wrecking Ball, I then Laser the Remains of the Condos, send the Ashes into Space, and I then Walk Up the Hill, TRip on a Pumpkin, Then I get back Up, Roll Down, get up, Trip on a Medium Sized Gourd, Then I throw a Pineapple at you, and you Fall into the Pit of Man-Eating Anteaters that Mercenaries died in.
I walk up to you, hand you $5,000,000, and you graciously hand the hill over to me. Again, I am the King of the Hill.
